average contents: 2

09Oct06

I needed some new running shoes so I bought a pair of Pumas from DSW. The box said, “average contents 2.”  Interesting considering its a shoebox.

“Young blackman, if you go to the movie theater and someone steps on your foot, let it slide. Why spend the next twenty years in jail cause someone smudged your pumas. Cornbread! Ain’t nothin’ wrong wit’ that.” -Chris Rock (No Sex in the Champagne Room)

3 Responses to “average contents: 2”


  1. 1 Matt Posted October 10th, 2006 - 9:21 am

    hehehe pumas

  2. 2 Rachel Posted October 10th, 2006 - 9:53 am

    i just bought pumas too! but i ordered mine from zappos hehe

  3. 3 reena Posted October 12th, 2006 - 11:38 pm

    i bought white pumas a few weeks ago and some guy stepped on my foot while i was in the movie theater. Now it looks all dirty and scratched. i restrained myself from punching him in the face because i listened to chris rock’s wise words. the end.

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