Magic Scallions

I would like to welcome Tombotron and his sauce to the wonderful world of wasting time at work (wwowtaw) on the wild and untamed Internet frontier. Yes, I still like to capitalize Internet (like the Telephone, the Internet was a proper noun when it was first invented, but not anymore because of its widespread use). Yes, I also often forget to capitalize god. His (Tombotron, not god) sauce is even more potent than the hot cock sauce (pictured on your right) so indulge with care. Anyway, here is your good item of the week:

1) Online rebate forms by Amazon.com. I bought the 2.0Ghz MacBook on black Thursday for $1050 and part of it was a $75 rebate, but you just had to fill out an online form. Amaz(on)ing.

Here is your bad item of the week:

1) AmericanExpress.com only allows passwords between 6-8 characters. This is not very secure. 8 random characters will be hard to crack, but most people use easy-to-remember passwords (even for important bank/credit card sites) and this 8 character limit just makes their password protection weaker. ING Direct has the most insane password scheme ever. In conclusion, the password I use for my bank accounts is 12 characters consisting of Engrish words I made up with I was a kid. Another good way to have a secure password is to use the first letter of each word in a sentence you will always remember. For example, “Hot Cock Sauce Is Exactly 8 Inches Long,” - “hcsie8il.”