We did not invent the algorithm.
The algorithm consistently finds Jesus.
The algorithm killed Jeeves.
The algorithm is banned in China.
The algorithm is from Jersey.
The algorithm constantly finds Jesus.
This is not the algorithm.
Archive for the 'nerd shit' Category
The Algorithm
23May07evite’s are funny
08Dec06I just got an evite for my department’s holiday party. I thought evites were hilarious when I first heard of them and I still think they’re hilarious even though everybody uses them now. I don’t know why I find them funny, but then again I think donkey punches are funny. Anyway here […]
barnes and noble(s)
07Nov06My mom and someone who checked if I updated today both call that omnipresent green bookstore “Barnes and Nobles.” Com’on guys, there were two Barnes and only one Noble. I went today and bought two books: Ajax Patterns and Best Practices (what a nerd!) and Best-Loved Slow Cooker Recipes (what a… weirdo?). […]
Let’s take a look at two ways to make image rollovers, you know… those images that change when you move your mouse cursor over them. The first way is with Javascript. You gotta create two images, one for the regular state, one for the rollover:
regular.
rollover.
And then you have to use a bunch of […]
coffee complaints 2.0
18Oct06Ordered a coffee and a taylor ham egg cheese (TaHaEggChee) this morning from Jewish deli. Asked for it done wit’ “milk and sugar” (the coffee, not the TaHaEggChee). Got a cup of sweetened milk. What’s the point of the coffee if you can’t taste it?! Might as well crap in […]
coffee standards
15Oct06If you order a Dunkin Donuts coffee without specifying the exact quantity of sugars and milk/creme, they make it way too sweet. Below is a reference chart of how to order non-uber-sweet DnD coffee:
Small coffee - 0.83 milks, 0.75 sugars
Medium coffee - 1 milks, 0.95 sugars
Large coffee - 1.42 milks, 1.27 sugars
Did you know […]
People think Google is crazy for paying $1.65 billion for YouTube. Either because YouTube has a lot of illegal crap on it that makes it a litigation liability or because YouTube exhibits one of those dotcom boom flaws: lots of hits, lots of “cool,” but no business model for generating revenue. But don’t […]
This has been bitched about more times than the number of crazy-angled in-the-mirror self-photos on MySpace, but the absolute worst is having to deal with a page of html/css/javascript/raw-sewage that looks like this:
Notice the formatting, the multiple style attributes on one tag, opening tags without closing tags, redudant tags (so you want bold and strong […]
nerd shit wordpress style
28Sep06Disclaimer: The following words, and any words put under the category of “nerd shit” are extremely nerdtastic. There is a 62.48% chance that it will make you catatonic. You’ve been warned.
After installing Wordpress for this here crappy mediocre-at-best site, I wanted to add little descriptions of the links to other sites. Nobody […]
