I’m going to open my own gym called MnWU (Meatheads and Wimps United) Gym. Unlike every other gym, our rates will be clearly published on some form of electronic and/or print medium:
Bare-bones membership - $55, you have to pay $5/class to take classes, you can only go to one MnWU gym.
Regular membership - $70, unlimited […]
When I become rich (which I estimate to be in 2012), I’m going to buy a giant house in a really rich area, like the Hamptons, Hollywood Hills, or Upper Saddle River, NJ. Then bulldoze the house and build a really tiny ugly pink and yellow shack that sticks out like a sore thumb. Kinda […]
According to Wikipedia, the first written record of vodka in Poland dates back to 1405. 601 years later, I celebrate the holiday season with “real” vodka. Prior to 2006, I was part of the vodka family whos beliefs were:
1) Vodka gets you drunk; doesn’t take over your stomach like beer.
2) Mixes well with […]
I would like to welcome Tombotron and his sauce to the wonderful world of wasting time at work (wwowtaw) on the wild and untamed Internet frontier. Yes, I still like to capitalize Internet (like the Telephone, the Internet was a proper noun when it was first invented, but not anymore because of its widespread […]
Mandarin Chinese is the most widely spoken language in the world. English comes in a distant second with half as many people, followed closely by Hindi in third and Spanish in fourth (if this was Wikipedia, I’d put a number with a bracket around it like [23.2b] and cite a source, but this is not […]
This new Absolut ad features clips of Akira by Katshuiro Otomo and Office Space by Mike Judge. Both excellent movie films for make benefit of many cultural learnings. Speaking of for making of many cultural learnings, Borat comes out today. If I had a “movie review” section like this girl, I’d definitely […]
I needed some new running shoes so I bought a pair of Pumas from DSW. The box said, “average contents 2.” Interesting considering its a shoebox.
“Young blackman, if you go to the movie theater and someone steps on your foot, let it slide. Why spend the next twenty years in jail cause someone […]
I am going to record a CD of various car exhaust sounds. Here is the start of the track list:
Honda Civic with coffee can muffler (*minggg!* *minggg!*)
1976 Ford Mustang with bad exhaust gasket so it backfires (*rooarr* *bang* *pop* *roarrr*)
Tiny 4 cylinder engine with an obscenely large turbocharger strapped on (*psssssttt* *putter putter*)
This way […]
To your left is a picture of the Newport skyline. I found it on this site, which is authored by an Internet user of downtown Jersey City. It is an HDR (High Dynamic Range) image, which apparently is when you combine a bunch of pictures taken with different exposures. I have no […]
Another name for scallions are “green onions” or “spring onions.” They are often confused with chives. Scallions are obviously superior. To your right is the picture that comes up if you Wikipedia “scallions.” I’ve made two edits to Wikipedia in my life. One to the transportation section of NYC because […]
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