http://magicscallions.com Jack and Jill ran up the hill, then Jack got the magic beans. But what did Jill get? The magic scallions. Mon, 22 Oct 2007 14:30:39 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en I'm going to open my own gym called MnWU (Meatheads and Wimps United) Gym.  Unlike every other gym, our rates will be clearly published on some form of electronic and/or print medium: Bare-bones membership - $55, you have to pay $5/class to take classes, you can only go to one MnWU ... http://magicscallions.com/2007/07/13/gymnasium.html When I become rich (which I estimate to be in 2012), I'm going to buy a giant house in a really rich area, like the Hamptons, Hollywood Hills, or Upper Saddle River, NJ.  Then bulldoze the house and build a really tiny ugly pink and yellow shack that sticks out ... http://magicscallions.com/2007/06/19/fight-money-with-money.html We did not invent the algorithm. The algorithm consistently finds Jesus. The algorithm killed Jeeves. The algorithm is banned in China. The algorithm is from Jersey. The algorithm constantly finds Jesus. This is not the algorithm. http://magicscallions.com/2007/05/23/the-algorithm.html According to Wikipedia, the first written record of vodka in Poland dates back to 1405. 601 years later, I celebrate the holiday season with "real" vodka. Prior to 2006, I was part of the vodka family whos beliefs were: 1) Vodka gets you drunk; doesn't take over your stomach ... http://magicscallions.com/2006/12/28/vodka-family.html Ok, I've decided to start a common thing here on this Internet thing. It's called "Places I've Eaten More Than 5 Times." My around the world food that is delicious kicked it off (I've been to all those places more than 5 times), but I am now renaming ... http://magicscallions.com/2006/12/20/places-ive-eaten-more-than-5-times-vol-15.html I would like to welcome Tombotron and his sauce to the wonderful world of wasting time at work (wwowtaw) on the wild and untamed Internet frontier. Yes, I still like to capitalize Internet (like the Telephone, the Internet was a proper noun when it was first invented, but not ... http://magicscallions.com/2006/12/19/hot-cock-sauce.html I just got an evite for my department's holiday party. I thought evites were hilarious when I first heard of them and I still think they're hilarious even though everybody uses them now. I don't know why I find them funny, but then again I think donkey punches ... http://magicscallions.com/2006/12/08/evites-are-funny.html Chili is a great food. It is delicious. It is healthy. And if you wash off the beans properly, you don't even have to fart a lot after eating it. You can make a batch of it, save it, and eat it the rest of the ... http://magicscallions.com/2006/12/07/question-for-you-chili.html Mandarin Chinese is the most widely spoken language in the world.  English comes in a distant second with half as many people, followed closely by Hindi in third and Spanish in fourth (if this was Wikipedia, I'd put a number with a bracket around it like [23.2b] and cite a ... http://magicscallions.com/2006/11/21/esperanto-names.html My mom and someone who checked if I updated today both call that omnipresent green bookstore "Barnes and Nobles." Com'on guys, there were two Barnes and only one Noble. I went today and bought two books: Ajax Patterns and Best Practices (what a nerd!) and Best-Loved Slow ... http://magicscallions.com/2006/11/07/barnes-and-nobles.html